Chapter 99: The God of Mischief

Leon stared at the chocolate stick protruding from Rosvitha’s lips, which was now barely the size of a soybean, and unconsciously swallowed.
At this length, no matter how you looked at it, leaning in would definitely mean kissing the dragon mother.
Though when they were alone, kissing Rosvitha or holding hands wasn’t a problem;
The children were still here, and if he kissed her now, General Leon’s face would surely turn bright red.
However, seeing the dragoness’s smug expression, she probably didn’t care about such things.
Or rather, she wanted to see Leon’s conflicted expression in this moment.
If he didn’t admit defeat, he’d have to kiss her;
If he admitted defeat, he would lose to Rosvitha in this game.
The Queen would win either way, which was why she was so happy.
Leon naturally saw through her little scheme, so after a moment of internal struggle, he said,
“I give up.”
Fine, I’ll lose! I’m not going to kiss you in front of our daughters!
Making it seem like we’re deeply in love or something.
“Eh How could this be! Dad actually gave up!” Not getting to see the show, Muen pouted disappointedly, swishing her little tail. Noia also hadn’t expected this invincible man to actually say the words “give up.” What, is kissing Mom in front of us harder than killing six dragons in ten seconds? But fortunately, Noia had a backup plan. “Since you’ve given up, Dad, you have to choose between Truth or Dare as punishment,” Noia said. Leon accepted the terms of the game, “I choose Truth.” Rosvitha sat on the grass, resting her chin on one hand, silently watching Leon and their daughters. She wasn’t particularly interested in Leon’s Truth or Dare, leaving everything to the daughters. After all, with her “2:30 AM advantage,” she could get any secret out of this dog of a man whenever she wanted. “Let me ask! Let me ask!” Muen eagerly raised her little hand again, “Dad, you and Mom—” “Second sister, wait!” Little Light quickly covered Muen’s mouth. Muen’s big eyes rolled around, “Mmph mmph mmph?” Little Light turned to look at Leon, “Dad, how could someone as fearless and strong as you willingly choose such an unchallenging punishment as Truth? If it were me, I would choose Dare.” Hearing this, Leon’s eye twitched slightly. Come on, sweetheart, you’re only a year old and you’re already learning your mother’s manipulation tactics? Or do you think Dad hasn’t caught on to what you’re implying? Heh… Dad will tell you today that your little tricks won’t work on him! “Well, Dad just thought choosing Truth would help finish the punishment faster so we could start the next round. Dare would take up too much time,” Leon explained. Little Light raised an eyebrow, “Really, Dad? So that’s how it is.” “Mm-hmm, that’s exactly it.” “I thought it was because Dad was too scared to accept a Dare. I guess I’m just a child who doesn’t think things through, not as strategic as Dad.” Little Light said with feigned distress, “Ah, Big Sis, didn’t you also misunderstand Dad earlier?” Noia caught on immediately, “Yeah, I also thought he was too scared to take the Dare. Who knew he was just thinking about the next round. He really… I could cry.” Muen: What are you all talking about? Why does Muen feel like you’re acting weird O.o? The General, hearing this, suddenly felt like he was sitting on pins and needles, unable to stay still. “Hey, how could you think that way? When has your Dad ever been afraid—” “To be honest, I also think you’re scared and don’t dare to take the Dare,” Rosvitha twisted the knife from the side. Leon glared at her irritably. Rosvitha: ╮( ˘ω˘ )╭ “I… I’m not scared! Who’s scared? It’s just a Dare, bring it on!” Their scheme succeeded. From an angle Leon couldn’t see, Rosvitha secretly made a victory sign to their daughters. Noia and Little Light nodded imperceptibly. It seemed the provocation strategy would always be the most effective killing move against Dad. “What’s the Dare? Hurry up and tell me!” Leon displayed a heroic martyrdom expression. “Dad, don’t be so nervous, the Dare is actually very simple~” Noia said mysteriously, “It’s just… kiss Mom on the lips!” Like a bolt from the blue. The General was dumbstruck. Sweetie, are you saying your Dad can’t escape this no matter what? Don’t accept defeat and have to kiss; Accept defeat and choose Dare but still have to kiss. Do you have some strange obsession with your parents kissing? The Queen remained as composed as ever, though a blush slowly spread across her cheeks. She actually didn’t mind showing some intimacy with Leon in front of their daughters, after all, it helped maintain the harmonious facade of this fake family. It’s just that a certain dog of a man couldn’t get over his embarrassment. They’d been living together for so long, yet he was still being so shy and hesitant. If it weren’t for the daughters’ provocative Dare strategy, he probably wouldn’t have had the courage to kiss her. “Can… can I choose something else?” Leon tried to struggle. Little Light shook her head, “No way, Dad. Could it be that you… really don’t dare?” Before Leon could say anything, Noia said provocatively from the side, “The man I admired actually doesn’t even have the courage to kiss his own wife…” “I do! Of course I do!”
Somehow, it felt like the daughters had entered a special “rebellious phase.”
Leon wanted to call it the “female imp phase.”
Especially after Little Light officially joined her two sisters’ dragon-daughter special forces, these three dragon cubs became even more mischievous.
It seems the matter of having a third child needs more consideration. If they ended up with someone even more of a troublemaker than Little Light, this home would become too lively.
“Hurry up, Dad!”
Muen clapped her hands, urging, “Kiss Mom~ Kiss Mom~”
Leon, red-faced, awkwardly looked toward Rosvitha.
The Queen maintained a calm expression and said, “Your father is so easily embarrassed. Even when it’s just the two of us, he gets all shy just holding my hand.”
“Slander! This is slander! I’m super brave, okay?” Leon quickly defended himself.
“Heh… Now the daughters want to see you kiss me once, and you’re being so hesitant, yet you say I’m slandering you?”
She looked at Leon with a smile full of meaning.
That smile seemed to say “Yes, I’m slandering you, what can you do about it?”
Well then.
The three female imps didn’t come from nowhere – there was still this big female imp here.
“I’m not hesitating, I just worried you wouldn’t be happy about it.”
“What would I be unhappy about? If you want to kiss, come on then, here.”
Saying this, Rosvitha slightly closed her eyes and leaned forward a tiny bit.
“Dad, hurry and kiss! We’ve already covered Little Light’s eyes!”
Little Light: ?
Love from Second Sister prevents me from seeing the fun.
However, Muen still secretly left a small gap between her fingers, letting Little Light peek at the historic moment of Dad and Mom kissing in front of them for the first time.
Leon secretly took several deep breaths, then placed both hands on Rosvitha’s shoulders.
Looking at that beautiful, delicate face, the General’s face grew even redder.
Damn it, just kiss her, it’s not like we haven’t kissed before!
Leon slowly leaned forward and pressed his lips against Rosvitha’s.
Rosvitha knew how to cooperate, tilting her head slightly, brushing against his lips and nose tip.
However, since they were in front of the children, the couple didn’t let the kiss get too heated, a light kiss was enough.
“Al-alright, are you satisfied now?”
Muen nodded repeatedly like a pestle, “Satisfied satisfied satisfied!”
Soon there will be a new little sister, so satisfying!
Little Light looked at her excited second sister, hesitating whether to tell her later that “kissing can’t make babies.”
After thinking about it, Little Light decided against it.
If she told Second Sister, she would definitely be unhappy;
But if she didn’t tell Second Sister, she would keep happily anticipating Mom and Dad making her a new little sister.
Not only that, Mom and Dad would also be happy, not having to deliberately hide their intimacy from the children;
Little Light herself would be even happier, having endless entertainment to watch.
So, if she chose to keep quiet, the world would suddenly have three more portions of happiness, so why not?
Mmm~~~ I, Aurora, am simply the kami of entertainment for the Silver Dragon race!